THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

I've had so many interesting and HOT questions over the years.
I decided to answer some of them here.
I am sure the questions and/or answers will be

eye-opening, provocative and even stimulating.

In any case, I know you will enjoy them, even if you already know the answers.

If you have questions, please e-mail me and I'll do my best to answer them.
Your question could end up here.

QUESTION: I read one of the questions about letting it all hang out at the baths, I am on the heavy side. Can I wear my towel aound my shoulders too? For that matter, can I even get into the Denver Swim Club?
ANSWER: LIFE IS SO SHORT. (maybe your cock is too) Who the fuck cares? SHOW IT OFF BABY!!!
I know this question isn't really about the size of your COCK but the size of your WAIST. U have heard from the drunk at your favorite bar or your fat friend; the DSC does not admit FAT guys! OLD guys! UGLY guys! It's all lies! LIES! Lies I tell you! However, WE DO NOT ADMIT guys who R under the influence of drugs or alcohol. If U look like a derelict or don't bathe, move on by. If U R wearing makeup, fingernail polish or women's clothing, go home and take it off; we R a men's club.
Want some proof? Watch who comes and goes from the front door and U will see all sizes, shapes and ages.

WE R PROUD OF OUR MEMBERS -- WE HAVE THE SEXIEST GUYS IN DENVER.
AND THAT COULD BE U BABY!
HOT! HOT!


QUESTION: What if somebody wants to fool around and I'm NOT interested in . . . ???
ANSWER: All U have to do is say, "I'm taking a break right now but thanks anyway." OR, if U can't bring yourself to verbally turn a guy down, just move away from him. He will get the picture and go on to the then next guy. ~ I always say that REJECTION is just an INVITATION to move on to the next hot guy.

QUESTION: Oh, I know what will happen to me! With my luck, I will see Mr. Wonderful, Mr. SuperHot, Mr. Man-Of-My-Dreams, and when I reach out and touch him he will shrink back and run away screaming.
ANSWER: Gosh Mr. Bill! ~ It just isn’t gonna happen my reluctant friend. OH, U will find ‘Mr. Wonderful,’ but even if U aren’t his type, U don’t have to worry about that kind of reaction. We all have preferences that need to be respected!
There is an unwritten courtesy at the baths to ALLOW for rejection.
Either him rejecting U, or U rejecting him.
He will probably give U some lame excuse, like he “. . . just got sucked off by the human vacuum cleaner . . . " and he needs to rest for a while. Take it on the chin, pick yourself up and check out the steam room. I’m sure I just saw ‘Mr. SuperHot’ go in there.

QUESTION: I am very new to the scene at the baths. If I find somebody I want to hook up with, how to I let him know?
ANSWER: Well, DON'T just fall on your knees in front of him with your mouth open, though there is a chance that would work. (has for me a few times) But seriously, the art of bathhouse seduction is as subtle as a sexy smile and/or as aggressive as walking up and touching his cock. ~Just think about all the possibilities in between?! ~ There is a middle ground which is as simple as the three step method.
(1st) try standing/sitting/laying next to the man U R lusting after. If he doesn’t move away, (2nd) reach out and touch. Nothing too aggressive, choose some nonsexual spot. Once again, if he doesn’t withdraw, (3rd) well, I bet the two of U can take it from there.

QUESTION: My fantasy is to be nude every minute of every day. But that hasn’t happened yet. Can I walk around the baths and let it all hang out?
ANSWER: Hell YES, IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE. If U got the balls, (and the rest of the necessary equipment) show it off. Its best keep your towel in your hands or around your neck, but go ahead and fulfill your fantasy. U can spend the whole time, while U R in the club or outside in our courtyard, nude if U like. U need to know that U will be in the minority, most guys R too modest to go without a towel. Seems silly to me, we all got the same stuff, why not SHOW IT OFF!

QUESTION: I have wanted to go to your club for a couple of years now. I really am very shy. Do I have to take my clothes off?
ANSWER: NOPE! U do not have to take your cloths off. But U might feel a little uncomfortable because MOST of the members will be wearing only towels. HOWEVER, there are always exceptions. A few guys wear their underwear or a jock (my favorite) or jeans or just boots. There is one cocksucker who ONLY wears black kneepads. These guys usually carry their towels, but not always. We do encourage U to remove as much of your clothing as is comfortable for U. It's the norm.

QUESTION: Your place SUCKS. I was there just after dinner one night last week and there were only a few guys. What a waste of money.
ANSWER: OH MY, is that GOOD? or BAD? Most of our member suck! IS THAT THE SAME?
I am so sorry that happened to U. We are open 24/7 - 365, WE NEVER CLOSE. And so YES, there are times when there will only be a few guys, but stick around awhile and just like the weather in Denver, "it will change." No matter when U come to the DSC there will be somebody to keep U occupied. We have a couple of lag times, nonetheless: Late afternoon thru early evening AND early in the morning, after the bar crowd has “cum and gone.” However, every day before lunch, the crowd grows to 30 - 50 and then thins out for dinnertime. Every evening the crowd start picking up again around 7:00 and grows to 60 - 90 depending on the night of the week.
HINT FOR THE HORNY!!!! Sunday, from 11AM - 5PM we see more than 100 guys at the club – come rain or shine – summer or winter – feast or famine!

QUESTION: HELP . . . I have been there twice now and nobody seems to pay any attention to me. I'm a nice looking guy, with a nice body and a nice penis. What am I doing wrong?
ANSWER: Let’s start this one by calling your “penis” a DICK or a COCK. We R in the big leagues now my friend. All these guys are at the DSC for some real action. HOWEVER – U would be surprised how many guys will not approach other HOT guys for fear that they will be rejected. 90% of bathhouse guys suffer from FEAR OF REJECTION. Sometimes, (most of the time) U have to make the first move! Sometimes on more than one guy. I guarantee if U start the action, the guys WILL NOT turn down a “nice looking guy with a nice body and a nice COCK!”
Just GO 4 IT and see what happens. Enjoy the bliss!

QUESTION: I've got a big cock! Will people stare at me in the locker room and shower? I'm shy and don't know what to do.
ANSWER: DAMN! “Stare” at your BIG COCK? I sure hope so.
I understand that U R shy and this can cause U a great deal of anxiety. There is no easy way aorund this, so try to remember guys all have the same plumbing (some have bigger pipes) and they are all at the DSC to enjoy the plumbing, yours included. Remember too, they are not staring at you because U R a freak, they R staring because they R very interested in your BIG COCK. Instead of trying to avoid your anxiety by hiding the source, show it off. Take advantage of your good fortune and let everyone enjoy your blessing. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE.

QUESTION: Back when the Earth was cooling I lived in Denver and had a membership to the DSC. Moved away but, planning on a visit soon. Do I have to buy another membership?
ANSWER: "Back when the earth was cooling," – silly boi. THAT WAS
STEAM RISING OFF YOUR HOT ASS.
As for our memberships, they last for one year. However, now U have the option of buying a membership for $30, which requires that U also by a room or locker every time U visit the DSC. Or U can buy a day pass; U pay $35 for a locker and $40 for a room. Both day passes get U 12 hours in the club. Obviously, if U plan to partake in our festivities ONLY once while U R in town, it's best to go with a day pass. Go for the Membership if U R gonna see us more often than once a year!

QUESTIONS FROM THE BI GUYS

QUESTION: Hi. I am 21-years-old. I like older men but I would feel comfortable if there were guys my age there. How often do you see the 21-25 y/o bi guy?
ANSWER: Hey there, I am glad U R thinking of coming to the DSC to hook up with guys of any age. Yours is an interesting question. To me, the whole concept of feeling comfortable in the club is all about your own confidence. Just remember that everybody is here for the same thing. U might just have an advantage. U R able to pick and choose more than some guys because of your age and/or looks. As for guys to HANG with, there R always younger guys at the club. However, weekend nights R best and any sunny day draws the guys to the outdoor pool for a little tan before they play.

QUESTION: I am married and curious to see the club. Can you tell me more about taking a pic for a free visit.
ANSWER: It is pretty str8 forward, pun intended. I take dick-pics to be posted on the DSC website. Cum shot not necessary but greatly appreciated.
For your “trouble,” U get a free pass to the DSC. In fact, 2 free passes. One the day we take the pics and the other is a free pass U can use anytime. Best time to come in for dick-pics is when U can spend a few hours after the session to stay and play. I am available several days a week, around noon to take the pics. I only post pics I take myself and only pics taken at the club. Kind of a guarantee for those who share their private pics with me. For full photo shoots I get an image release from the guys. I have too much to lose to betray a guy’s trust.

QUESTION: I'm bi insofar as I like *looking* at other men, but I am not so sure I want to *touch*. May I bring an artificial vigina to gratify myself, or would that be considered odd and unsociable?
ANSWER:Some of U know I waited a long time to answer this question. (I'll try to be nice.)
So, my bi-very-curious friend, if U just want to *look* or just *touch* that is totally kool. You never have to do anything with anybody if U don't want to. However, after you have spent all that horny-time “looking” and U need to get off, let some hot guy suck your cock. U can even stick your cock through one of the glory holes and pretend “she” is on the other side. U will be getting the best BJ you’ve ever had and so much better than a rubber pussy. Give it a shot, what U got to lose but a little sperm?
U GOTTA KNOW bringing a fake "vagina" to a bathhouse is like asking for a plate of Spam at a steak house.
ON THE OTHER HAND pun intended. Don't let me scare U off by pushing U into m2m sex too quickly. If U and your “counterfeit cock cosey” R not so easily parted, U can get a private room at the DSC and fuck the life out of it (figuratively speaking). What you do in the room with the door closed is your business. (Except for drugs or alcohol)
MY GUESS is something about guys turns you on but the guilt about acting on those feelings is too much 4 U. Figure out who or what is putting this guilt trip on you and let it go. I know your first experience with a guy can be very daunting. Anxious moments to say the least. But life is so fuckin' short. U have to try it all.

QUESTION: You don't have a lot of rooms. How early do I have to get there to get a room for the evening?
ANSWER:UNDER CONSTRUCTION

QUESTION: What's the proportion of gays vs. bisexual men who patronize the DSC? And should I even care?
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QUESTION:What's the ethnic makeup of DSC patrons? the photos show mostly caucasians . . .
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QUESTION:HIV is a delicate virus that is destroyed by pool chlorination, but other STD pathogens are more durable. standing around naked at the DSC is no more dangerous that at a boring gym, but what about being immersed in the same body of water?
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QUESTION: Ordinary "vanilla" gay sex (oral, anal) is cool. but ssome ot the fetish stuff you show on the website seem really icky; for me it is a turn off. Can I avoid those activities at the DSC?
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QUESTION: I like the idea of swimming in a
jockstrap, or stripping off several layers of suit, or underwear. Are the pools for "skinny-dip only"?
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<>QUESTION: Are you allowed just to watch and hang out in the club? Would it be odd if I visited just to use the pools? I have always wanted to skinny-dip!
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QUESTION: I am bi-curious, but Im also safety conscious. If I insist on condoms during oral sex, will I get an argument? That is, "Want me to suck your cock?" "Sure! if you don't mind me wearing a rubber."
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